Xanderland : Humour

Yet More Proof That Criminals Aren’t the Brightest Ever.

xsherry — Sat, 07 Aug 2010 16:34:05 GMT

Summary: Man tries to rob bank with fast-food bag. Hands over debit card and ID to teller when asked. Gets beaten up and pinned down by a woman with a baby who he tries to take hostage. Goes back to jail.

The full story is here: http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/news/localnews/crime/stories/DN-robber_05met.ART.Central.Edition1.35a7053.html

Best. Headline. Ever.

xsherry — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 18:28:15 GMT

Former French President Chirac hospitalised after mauling by his clinically depressed poodle.

Nod to Randy for the link.

No wonder New York wants calories on menus.

xsherry — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 04:23:05 GMT

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22699352/

Best. Disclaimer. Ever.

xsherry — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 04:21:19 GMT

http://www.nelsonrocks.org/disclaimer.html?Active=1

Yet more proof that criminals aren't the brightest ever.

xsherry — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 04:16:00 GMT

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/02/13/charred_copper_thief/

More proof that criminals aren't the brightest of bulbs.

xsherry — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 14:51:21 GMT

Best. Disguise. Ever. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22639173/

Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.

Sweet.

xsherry — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 23:03:10 GMT

Ah, the joys of public transportation.

xsherry — Sat, 19 May 2007 18:35:49 GMT

Train driver asks passengers to get out and push.
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/05/18/unschedule...

Some good advice.

xsherry — Tue, 14 Feb 2006 10:45:00 GMT

I was watching a show about a special police task force in South Africa that was gallivanting around the countryside finding and destroying illegal arms caches. When they found a cache, they'd pile up all of the weapons and blow them up right there. The EOD specialist who was setting the explosive charges to destroy the weapons was wearing a shirt with a good tip. It said "I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up."

More proof that criminals aren't the brightest ever.

xsherry — Thu, 05 Jan 2006 07:31:00 GMT

Armed men steal cat.

More proof that criminals just aren't the brightest ever.

xsherry — Sat, 05 Nov 2005 05:04:00 GMT

Even when they're dentist criminals.
Article here: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9923642/

World's worst police dog fired.

xsherry — Tue, 18 Oct 2005 01:37:00 GMT

I never thought about dogs being lazy and incompetent at their jobs. Article here.