Good advice

I was watching a show about a special police task force in South Africa that was gallivanting around the countryside finding and destroying illegal arms caches.   When they found a cache, they’d pile up all of the weapons and blow them up right there.   The EOD specialist who was setting the explosive charges to destroy the weapons was wearing a shirt with a good tip.  It said “I am a bomb technician.  If you see me running, try to keep up.

Foil hats…The controversy.

Many believe that foil hats are an essential tool to protect against government oppression via brain wave reading/manipulation.  A study from MIT examines their effectiveness, and shockingly concludes that the foil hat craze may have been *created* by the government in a cunning example of misdirection, and  they may actually increase the ability of the men in black to control the minds of the wearers.  A True Believer©, however, has issued a rebuttal calling the the study into question.